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[26 Feb 2006|09:13pm]

T // The Best Food Ever.

A // Absolutely Amazing 'Meat'

C // Crispy Fries

O // Obviously Smells Great

B // Beautiful Packaging

E // Excellent Customer Service

L // Lovely Dine-In Atmosphere

L // Little Abuse Done To Your Wallet

Ummm..I feel like I've finally hit the shore of salvation.
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I'll taco your bell [18 Feb 2006|01:25pm]

Has anyone tried what my friend refers to as the Grande Meal Challenge? Basically one person polishes off a grande meal in one sitting. A couple of my friends did it like 2 weeks ago. It was very funny to watch and then 2 days later I had my taco bell birthday party which was AMAZING. On that day we also broke one of my friend's taco bell virginity and now she is addicted, YAY!
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neww [26 Jan 2006|05:39pm]

Hey, my name is Sarah, and new to the taco bell cult.
yea, im obsessed with taco bell. I'm kind of in a taco bell family. My uncle and aunt worked there, my brother and currently my sister. I will eventually work there, just to keep up the tradition [=
Actually, i am going to go there right now, and that is why i am leaving. Later.
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Curiosity.. [19 Jan 2006|05:28pm]

Is it sinful if you prefer beans to meat on your mexican pizza? Just making sure that god wouldnt smite me.
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Hallo [13 Dec 2005|08:52pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

Hi, my name's Emily, and I'm addicted.

The ONLY thing that I don't like about Taco Bell is when a franchise doesn't have the chicken ranchero soft taco (which, by the way, is absolute nirvana). I think Taco Bells combined with Pizza Huts (or KFC or whatever it is) are the only ones that don't. So there's a lesson: don't dilute that taco goodness.

Last weekend I went in to get my taco fix and I ordered food for my sister as well, and the cashier said, "You didn't get what you normally got."


Is anyone else here recognized at a Taco Bell?

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Does this ever get any action??? [29 Nov 2005|09:29pm]

So I never update in here but exciting news!!

Our Taco Bell is getting rid of the Bean Burrito Especial…

…and getting the cheesy bean and rice burrito (something like that)

Has anyone ever tried it???
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fiery nachos [13 Nov 2005|11:55am]
[ mood | irate ]

Everybody here can just eat my chalupas! Don't make me burn your burritoes! Hey, hands off my empanada! I don't toss taco salads! Have a hot saucy day at the border! *howling at the sunset*

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[06 Nov 2005|01:39pm]

God & Satan
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and
the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow
red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and
healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice
and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it,
some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the
that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from
wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went
size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the
And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man
more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named
"Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might
Those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control
Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and
laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and
with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced
starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories
still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its
double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And
replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good."
Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.

Thought for the day .
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be
large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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breaking the rules [18 Oct 2005|10:27pm]

OKay, i know this is not 'taco bell' related.... but i figure a lot of you out there who love taco bell as much as i did growing up were also part of the nintendo generation, so if youre interested check this out....

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I got pissed on...figuratively speaking [18 Oct 2005|09:27pm]
[ mood | it's a great day...not!! ]

I walked the Taco Bell dog today and you know what he did? He pissed right on the pole of the Taco Bell sign! And what's worse, I lost the sponsor to Taco Bell all thanx to my careless mutt.

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Taquitos [15 Oct 2005|05:44pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

Anyone tried the new taquitos? They're delicious x1,000. Just wondering.

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Baha Blast? [14 Oct 2005|11:00pm]

[ mood | full ]

Do you ever go to TB just to get some Mountain Dew "Baha Blast"? I did today. ^_^;

P.S. I also had four of the spicy chicken soft tacos. *belch*

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The cult is dying! [01 Oct 2005|11:30am]
[ mood | worried ]

I understand this is only a cult but there's not enough taco munchers around here to keep this community alive! Yeah there are plenty of people who signed on for this. However, not too many post here. So c'mon everybody! Order up the family sized combos or something. Give us some beef(!)---sorry I just had to say that.

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Escape from the cult [23 Sep 2005|01:22pm]

[ mood | So very drained.... ]

You always hear horror stories about people joining cult groups getting killed or stalked or harrassed if they try to leave. Taco Bell is no different. I quit there a couple months ago. For the first month afterwards I still had other managers calling to ask me questions. And now two months later I am still having people I used to work with stop by. Not that I mind, LOL, it's just funny. I commented to the girls that stopped by last night "There's really no escape. I'll be connected to Taco Bell for the rest of my life!" Oh well, there are worse things... Like my on-going search for a new job and all the crap I am dealing with there. And the fact that I am having really strange dreams lately. Ive documented the last several in my own journal (if anyone is really bored and wants to look for them, the subject has the word DREAM in it) *sigh* I have another job interview on monday. Its going to be a long weekend waiting....

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hungry? why wait...cross the border! [18 Sep 2005|04:29pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

Ah yes. Taco Bell and it's cult...I think I'm gonna like it here. Eating my overload of 3 soft tacos, nachoes with 3 cups nacho cheese, and cheesy fiesta potatoes(soft drink as well; diet pepsi...the irony to the fat in those foods). Oh yeah, I'm hungry. Can't ya'll tell? It sounds ridiculous, but what isn't? And I'm putting on those pounds, too. I'm mean just read what I'm eating! Not saying I'm proud of having a little too much weight added on for my own good. Anybody know what happened to the cheesy gordita crunches? I skimmed the menu and I didn't see it there.

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Never heard it put better [14 Sep 2005|12:06am]

[ mood | Cult is Correct ]

I have never heard of Taco Bell more accurately described as when I saw the word CULT. I used to eat there every chance I could get, whenever I could beg or guilt trip my father into taking me as a child. Until recently I even worked there. I have been gone for nearly two months, and still I can't help but obsess. Cult is something that gets into your brain and wriggles around like a fat juicy worm on a spike collar, and Taco Bell is definately worthy of that description. What do I miss the most? Makin my own damn food and not having to wait for someone else to fuck it up. You KNOW what Im talking about!!!

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[16 Jul 2005|12:16pm]

[ mood | dirty ]

Hello all.
Im new here. partially because i have a problem. I have a very big problem. I am Addicted to crunch wrap supremes! its terrible its all i want! yesterday i had one for breakfast, lunch AND Dinner! nothing else makes me happy, all i want is those yummy, super tastey crunch wraps.

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[29 Jun 2005|05:08pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

Hello everyone, I'm a noob here at Taco Bell Cult so you'll have to excuse me. I am literally obsessed with Taco Bell and mexican food in general, so I figured this would be a great place to come. My favorites and the chicken soft tacos and the steak quesadillas. As a matter of fact I think I'm going to go to Taco Bell right now to get some... check out my profile and add me if you like.

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Hello There [19 Jun 2005|08:30pm]


Im Angela

I am 16

I have been a Taco Bell employee for about 2 months now

I love it so much

the food is awesome

My fav. is the zesty chicken bowl and the Club Chalupas (which we still sell though they were gotten rid of)

Im glad to be a new member of this community and hope that I am welcomed as well

If you want to know more just add me and you will be added back! : )

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[15 Jun 2005|08:40pm]

taco bell helped me get out of my habit of always ordering the usual. though i am devoted to chalupas, i love EVERYTHING at taco bell. and if u love taco bell, then i love u.
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